From Leo

Dear fans,

Hey, it's me - your pal Leo. I know, I know - I don't get on here much to write, even though it's a blog about me. But I'm super busy doing five-month-old stuff, like growing and being cute and all that.

Anyway, today I pulled an awesome trick on Mommy and I had to come here and tell everyone about it.

It started with my morning nap. I usually sleep from 9:00 to 10:00 but today I decided to sleep an extra 45 minutes. I woke up, cried, Mommy came running (what a sucker she is) and nursed me. After I ate, I pretended to still be really sleepy. I made my arms and legs all heavy and didn't open my eyes.

Mom bought it, hook line and sinker - she put me back in my crib. As soon as she was out of there, I turned on my aquarium and started talking to my animals. You know - so that if she heard me on the monitor, she'd think I was just having fun and leave me alone for a little bit.

Then I got down to business. I pooped. A nice big one. And then - here's where the hilarious part comes in - the poop came out of my diaper. So I started kicking around. Every time I kicked, the poop would go flying around the crib! It was so funny! I started thrashing my whole body around and the poop flew around even more!

Mommy was downstairs and heard me thumping around, but I was laughing while I did it so it bought me even more time. She knows I like to turn around upside down in my crib and kick around, so she let me do it.

When she finally came upstairs to get me out of the crib, oh what a glorious, poopy present I'd left for her!

Ha! Aren't I so funny?! I know Grandma especially will get a kick out of this story. Anything to make you guys laugh!

Anyway, there's an Exersaucer callin' my name, so I gotta bounce.

Luv,
Leo

PS - NO, of course I can't type this well! I'm only five months old! I told Mauri the story, he typed, and DUH - that's what spell check is for.